
Oils
Rick Simpson Oil
Full-spectrum concentrate. The design prints these sizes.
£25Printed list
Whether this may be sold has not been decided. This page does not offer it, and it does not explain how to make it.
18+ only · Sold only where permitted by law · This counter is not open
The doctor
Wah gwaan. Mi a Doctor Green.
The design names him as the resident frog. He speaks with a Jamaican accent. He keeps an eye on every order, from packing to dispatch. Look for him on the labels and the films.
Easy nuh. Say ahhh... now say ribbit.
His checkup line. The ribbit is the joke from the design.
Two poses are saved for later films: the wave, and the checkup. The wordmark beside the round portrait is the draft logo. The older sketches in the folder, including the human cartoon, are not on this page.
The shop
Full-spectrum cannabis oils, CBD, wild sea moss, Himalayan shilajit and methylene blue. Small batches, clearly labelled, sent in plain packaging.
Local draft, 14 Nov 2026. The figures are the design’s printed list. None of them is a confirmed price. The pictures are crafted studies, not photographs of stock.
The shelf
The remedy lines are what the design printed. Packaging there is plain, with no product names on the outside. An adult signature and an age check may be required. The design’s VAT line is not confirmed. Three cacao forms sit with them: a bar, drinking cacao, and pieces. Single-origin Thai cacao. Weight, cocoa percentage, sweetness and price are not set. No farm is named.
14 items

Oils
Full-spectrum concentrate. The design prints these sizes.
£25Printed list
Whether this may be sold has not been decided. This page does not offer it, and it does not explain how to make it.

Oils
Made with MCT coconut oil.
£20Printed list
Same limit as the concentrate. Printed figures, not an offer.

Oils
10 ml, 200 mg, 20% concentrate.
£30Printed list
Not confirmed as a price, and not for sale on this page.

Oils
50 ml tincture. An earlier frame said 30 ml. The later frame says 50 ml.
£25Printed list
Whether this may be sold has not been decided. No effect is claimed here.
Specialities
30 ml, as the menu prints it.
£20Printed list
Printed with the RSO specialities. Not an offer.
Specialities
300 ml, as the menu prints it.
£20Printed list
Printed with the RSO specialities. Not an offer.
Specialities
Pack of 7, as the menu prints it.
£20Printed list
Printed with the RSO specialities. Not an offer.
Specialities
Pack of 3, as the menu prints it.
£20Printed list
Printed with the RSO specialities. Not an offer.
Specialities
30 per pack, 25 mg each, 750 mg total.
£30Printed list
Not confirmed as a price, and not for sale on this page.

Sea and resin
The menu prints two sizes.
£10Printed list
Not confirmed as a price, and not for sale on this page.

Sea and resin
One size is printed.
£20Printed list
Not confirmed as a price, and not for sale on this page. 30 ml.

Cacao
A tempered square with a clean snap. Fruit, nut, or earth should already be in the bean. The roast only brings them forward.
Price not setNot set
Weight and cocoa percentage are not set. Not for sale on this page.

Cacao
The bean, ground and warmed. Not chocolate milk under another name. A café can serve it straight or lengthen it, and should say which.
Price not setNot set
Sweetening is not set. Not for sale on this page.

Cacao
The same bar, broken. For tasting, for a kitchen, or for a board that would rather show the snap than a story.
Price not setNot set
The same unset bar, in pieces. Not for sale on this page.
A little history
General reference from the layout. Not a claim about a named supplier, and not medical advice. The shilajit sentence in the design ends at the word Altai.
A whole-plant cannabis concentrate, named after Rick Simpson, a Canadian engineer who popularised thick full-spectrum cannabis oil in the early 2000s. The design says it keeps the plant’s range of cannabinoids rather than isolating one.
Cannabidiol. The design says hemp has been grown for thousands of years, that chemist Roger Adams first isolated CBD in 1940, and that Raphael Mechoulam’s team mapped the structure in 1963.
Irish moss, Chondrus crispus. The design calls it a red seaweed gathered on Atlantic shores, an important food in Ireland during the 1840s famine, and something still blended into traditional drinks across the Caribbean.
The design calls it a dark mineral-rich resin that seeps from rock in the Himalayas and Altai.
Still open
Square brackets in the layout are still empty. An email and two social handles were written as placeholders. They are not confirmed, so they are not printed here. The design showed Visa, Mastercard and bank transfer. No payment provider is connected.
A note
Write if you want. The note stays in this browser, then it is cleared. It is not emailed, and it is not stored.
A separate still in the folder makes a disease-cure claim. That still is not on this page.
The doctor
He answers from this page only. Nothing is for sale, and this is not medical advice.
Wah gwaan. Ask about the shelf, the doctor, or the cacao. I only know this page.