18+ only · Sold only where permitted by law · This counter is not open

The shop

Old remedies, carefully sourced.

Full-spectrum cannabis oils, CBD, wild sea moss, Himalayan shilajit and methylene blue. Small batches, clearly labelled, sent in plain packaging.

Local draft, 14 Nov 2026. The figures are the design’s printed list. None of them is a confirmed price. The pictures are crafted studies, not photographs of stock.

Dr. Hoppington Green, a frog in an emerald coat, gold glasses and a head mirror, waving.
Dr. Hoppington Green. Draft character for labels and films.

The shelf

What the design put on the counter.

Packaging in the design is plain, with no product names on the outside. An adult signature and an age check may be required. The design’s VAT line is not confirmed.

11 items

An unlabelled amber dropper bottle on black stone.

Oils

Rick Simpson Oil

Full-spectrum concentrate. The design prints these sizes.

£25Printed list

Whether this may be sold has not been decided. This page does not offer it, and it does not explain how to make it.

An unlabelled amber dropper bottle, used here for the tincture card.

Oils

RSO tincture

Made with MCT coconut oil.

£20Printed list

Same limit as the concentrate. Printed figures, not an offer.

An unlabelled amber dropper bottle, used here for the CBD oil card.

Oils

CBD oil

10 ml, 200 mg, 20% concentrate.

£30Printed list

Not confirmed as a price, and not for sale on this page.

An unlabelled amber dropper bottle, used here for the methylene blue card.

Oils

Methylene blue

50 ml tincture. An earlier frame said 30 ml. The later frame says 50 ml.

£25Printed list

Whether this may be sold has not been decided. No effect is claimed here.

Cream30 ml

Specialities

Cream

30 ml, as the menu prints it.

£20Printed list

Printed with the RSO specialities. Not an offer.

Honey300 ml

Specialities

Honey

300 ml, as the menu prints it.

£20Printed list

Printed with the RSO specialities. Not an offer.

GummiesPack of 7

Specialities

Gummies

Pack of 7, as the menu prints it.

£20Printed list

Printed with the RSO specialities. Not an offer.

Bath bombsPack of 3

Specialities

Bath bombs

Pack of 3, as the menu prints it.

£20Printed list

Printed with the RSO specialities. Not an offer.

CBD gummies30 × 25 mg

Specialities

CBD gummies

30 per pack, 25 mg each, 750 mg total.

£30Printed list

Not confirmed as a price, and not for sale on this page.

Pale gold and olive sea moss in a dark ceramic dish.

Sea and resin

Sea moss

The menu prints two sizes.

£10Printed list

Not confirmed as a price, and not for sale on this page.

A dark resin fragment with an amber edge on black stone.

Sea and resin

Shilajit

One size is printed.

£20Printed list

Not confirmed as a price, and not for sale on this page. 30 ml.

The doctor

Meet Dr. Hoppington Green.

The design names him as the resident frog. He keeps an eye on every order, from packing to dispatch. Look for him on the labels and the films.

Say ahhh... now say ribbit.

The line printed under the doctor in the design.

Two poses are saved for later films: the wave, and the checkup. The wordmark beside the round portrait is the draft logo. The older sketches in the folder, including the human cartoon, are not on this page.

The frog doctor waving, full length, in an emerald coat.
The wave. Reference for a film.
The same frog doctor with his mouth open, holding out a stethoscope.
Say ahhh. The comic pose.

A little history

Where the design says these names come from.

General reference from the layout. Not a claim about a named supplier, and not medical advice. The shilajit sentence in the design ends at the word Altai.

Rick Simpson Oil

A whole-plant cannabis concentrate, named after Rick Simpson, a Canadian engineer who popularised thick full-spectrum cannabis oil in the early 2000s. The design says it keeps the plant’s range of cannabinoids rather than isolating one.

CBD

Cannabidiol. The design says hemp has been grown for thousands of years, that chemist Roger Adams first isolated CBD in 1940, and that Raphael Mechoulam’s team mapped the structure in 1963.

Sea moss

Irish moss, Chondrus crispus. The design calls it a red seaweed gathered on Atlantic shores, an important food in Ireland during the 1840s famine, and something still blended into traditional drinks across the Caribbean.

Shilajit

The design calls it a dark mineral-rich resin that seeps from rock in the Himalayas and Altai.

Still open

The design left these empty.

Square brackets in the layout are still empty. An email and two social handles were written as placeholders. They are not confirmed, so they are not printed here. The design showed Visa, Mastercard and bank transfer. No payment provider is connected.

  • Dispatch cut-offNot set
  • Tracked delivery priceNot set
  • Free delivery thresholdNot set
  • Next-day priceNot set
  • Regions shippedNot set
  • Card payment providerNot set
  • Bank account detailsNot set
  • Questions emailNot set
  • Instagram and TelegramNot set
  • Company numberNot set
  • AddressNot set
  • Logo and characterDraft on this page

A note

Nothing here is sent.

Write if you want. The note stays in this browser, then it is cleared. It is not emailed, and it is not stored.

A separate still in the folder makes a disease-cure claim. That still is not on this page.